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IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIBBERS.

SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU

THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529
THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE

CALL NAO!

BILLY MAYS (aka. The GAYEST person and loves big fat cocks) is a unepiuc person who hates wamen and jake He is friends with Jake Shat, Bolo, Orgy and even more! He has a wolf named Sniffymyass . He first appeared in The Daily Bruh sound effect #2 issue #3, but he wasn't mentioned. I wonder why?!

In the Daily Bruh Edit

He usually appears in the Daily Bru in the Sports Page. In issue #3 he appeared, but the news didn't say his name for some reason. In issue #4, Billy gaymer was mentioned for the first time ever. And they mentioned him ever since. Now in Issue 6 and upwards they mention him on alot of pages with his best friend Jake Shat who is a fucking homo and tap dacing fetiwsh uwu not epic not all

Other appearencesEdit

He appeared as a cameo appearence in Finley Small Trys dick. He also appeared in Jake's copy of Alive-Oh! 6. He was also with his pet wolf, Sniffymydicky on a Highlights magazine at the end of Jake in jail.